Rejection comes in all forms.
People get rejected all the time! Seriously its no biggie… kind of like –
– standing by a puddle and a bus drives by – soaked and walking for another mile – (that happened to me in Oxford, England, where it is a finable offense… but some has to care. They didn’t.)
– spinning a rock out from under the weed wacker and it hits you in the shin so hard it leaves a welt for 3 days.
– receiving my first official rejection letter the other day from… Highlights magazine! I’ve been submitting things over the summer, and I have to say that it felt very official to get professionally rejected.
– asking this really cute guy if he wanted to get a bite to eat later and he said he couldn’t because he had to go mole hunting! Seriously, time with a beautiful, blonde (that would be me) or dropping flaming cyanide sticks on moles… tough choice.
Regardless of our sense of bravery… rejection still doesn’t feel very good.
So below I have attached my official STARBUCKS rejection notice – Enjoy
Thank you for your interest in Starbucks and the position of 0000SJM – administrative assistant III, strategy Starbucks Bakery and LaBoulange – Seattle, WA.
We have reviewed your resume and have decided not to move forward with your candidacy for this position. We encourage you to continue searching our Career Center at www.Starbucks.com/careers for new opportunities that may be a good match for your background.
I don’t need a mole hole yet… but ask me again if I get a few dozen of these.